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How to get a million visitors to your webpage part one

by Jillian @ http://blueshelled.com . May 20, 2009 . 5:52PM

So, it’s no secret that I’m new to blogging and I don’t quite have it all figured out yet. I will continue to fake it until I make it…whatever “making it” is. “Making it” depends on how old you are as to the proper definition. I know that “making it” when I was 17 had a VASTLY different definition than it has now.

One of the articles that was passed on to me by my friend, Moe, was from this blog, The Other McCain. The gist that I get is that I need to do the following things to draw in readers:

I need to:
1/find powerful friends
2/put chicks in next to nothing or seductive wear on my page
3/link to powerful friends
4/make fun of feminists?

So, I’m working on #1. If any of you have these said powerful blogging friends, please refer me to them. I’m not sure I know what that means. However, I am going to accomplish #2, today. So as to draw in male readers, I’m a putting a female in a seductive wear on my page. Enjoy.

miss_piggy5

1,000,000 visitors, here I come!!

Jillian

Filed under: blogs | Tags: how to get a million hits on your blog, increasing hits, moe lane, rsmccain, starting a blog, the other mccain

13 Comments

Natalie says:

May 20, 2009 at 6:26 pm

I blitzkrieg my blogroll and leave lots of comments. Sometimes I am very funny and people come to my blog.

Natalie’s last blog post..why i smell like champagne and sugar
Natalie says:

May 20, 2009 at 6:26 pm

Oh! Go check out lookydaddy.com

Love that guy.

Natalie’s last blog post..why i smell like champagne and sugar
Robert Stacy McCain says:

May 20, 2009 at 6:41 pm

At the feet of the sensei master, Moe Lane, studied you have. Strong with you the blog-fu is . SiteMeter and Technorati install you must.

May The Fu Be With You!

Robert Stacy McCain’s last blog post..‘Day By Day’ Going PG-13?
Kirsten Cunningham says:

May 20, 2009 at 6:54 pm

You’re a hoot and I hope you get 1 million visitors to your webpage. When you “hit it big” make sure you repost to let us newbies know how you did it.
Jillian says:

May 20, 2009 at 7:18 pm

@Natalie Unfortunately, I’m never funny.

@Robert Install them I will as soon as out of hiding they come. For visiting my site, you I thank.

@KC, Thanks, dearie! It’s a long way off.
Barbara Swafford says:

May 20, 2009 at 11:11 pm

Hi Jillian,

This is a great post. I love how you accomplished #2.

I’ve been blogging for over two years and still haven’t figured out how to do #1. If you beat me to it, please share your secret.

BTW: Thank you for adding your name to my Blog Registry. From there, I found you.

Great blog – I’ll be back again soon to dig through your archives.

Barbara Swafford’s last blog post..For The Sake Of The Children – Blog Smart
Jillian says:

May 20, 2009 at 11:18 pm

Hello, Barbara,

Thank you for coming by my blog. It means a lot to me as I greatly enjoy reading your blog. At the rate I’m going, I may hit #1 in several years. 10 or so, to be exact. I’ve appreciated all the fine entries and have been using them as guidance in this process. You are a fantastic writer!

Jillian
Chris Wysocki says:

May 21, 2009 at 10:30 am

Link to you, I will. Installed the Technorati I have, no joy; colo they have moved, updates to my blog they ignore. Blogospheric mushroom I remain.

Chris Wysocki’s last blog post..Only Jon Corzine could call a tax increase a "spending cut"
Jillian says:

May 21, 2009 at 3:46 pm

@Chris LOL
smitty says:

May 22, 2009 at 10:56 pm

Will queue you for the popular Rule 5 Sunday roundup.
Jillian says:

May 23, 2009 at 12:29 am

Smitty, were you talking to me? Or to Chris? Either way, it’s very nice of you to come on here and help out! Thanks!
TrogloPundit says:

May 26, 2009 at 10:34 am

Now we have to include a pork addendum to Rule 5.

TrogloPundit’s last blog post..If John Bolton writes a column predicting that I win a hundred million dollars, I’ll split it with him
Jillian says:

May 26, 2009 at 12:13 pm

*rim shot at Troglo*
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