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Open Letter to Studio 35 Hair care Products
by Jillian @ http://blueshelled.com . August 31, 2009 . 1:56PM
I leapt out of bed this morning* to start my day. Last night, I’d dreamt I was going to have a great day and it was the first night in over a week that I’d had pleasant dreams. With my newfound hope, I’d decided not to cut off my mid-back length hair, which has been driving my crazy lately.
Recently, I’d purchased what I thought was an amazing deal from my local Walgreens. For $3.99, I got a Studio 35 Hair Care pack that contained multiple claw clips in various sizes, a couple of clips to hold my bangs back and some hair ties. I’d been delighted at your price, and though you were not my beloved Goody brand, I grabbed you for your sheer thrifty value.
I’d yet to open your product and my eyes were still slightly bleary from sleep**. I had it in mind to do my long, luscious hair in some American Indian brains and then pull them up into a bun. It was going to be glorious, because that’s what you do with long hair you don’t want to chop off. I went to pull off a claw clip and it didn’t move.
This is when I decided to open war upon you. I flipped over your generic packaging and saw that not only did you have each clip tied onto your cardboard packaging with not one, but TWO aluminum ties, you’d also put packaging tape over the entire backside. As I cursed your name and attempted to get tape off my hand, like a cat in a household of boys (or me) who thinks it’s funny to watch the cat try to get tape off its hand, I stomped and grimaced and decided that no hair was worth your crap.
I want to cut my hair off. And it’s all thanks to you, Studio 35 hair care. Because if I don’t have hair, I don’t need your stupid products. 25 minutes after I started opening your package, I was able to get out the items I needed to do my amazing bun and ended up looking like a triceratops with a drug problem.
I’ll never forsake Goody again. A pox on your company.
Sincerely,
Jillian
*May be a lie.
**Bleary=crusted like Mom’s apple pie
Arie says: 
Jillian 
What do you think they’d do? Stop making it so hard for people to steal their 3.99 hair ties? Seriously, all those pieces for $3.99 and they worry about someone stealing 1?
I might just do it. If I can get around to figuring out who to contact, that is.
Life is like a game. We all have challenges, thoughts, opinions and beliefs. Often, it feels like something out there, life, karma, catty people, or blue shells (for the Kart lovers), seeks to bring us down. Luckily, we always get up. This is where I wear my heart on my sleeve and my foot in my mouth.
